Danger Demotivational Poster
MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -
HOW MUCH WOOD -
NATURE VS NURTURE -
THAT GHANDI -
RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -
DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...
PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.
FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.
PASSION CAN HURT -
THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...
REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive
Wile E Coyote -
WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."
SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.
CREATIVITY - It's the wicked mother of all the bloody accidents
BYE BYE BIRDIE -
HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.
ARMED & DANGEROUS -
ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.
THE MORGUE - A more dangerous place than we initially thought.
ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.
BE WARNED -
A ROLLING PIN, HUH? - you know something bad is going down when the most dangerous guy of all is a woman
Meltdown immenent -
COLUMBUS DAY -
GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.
WORLDWIDE FRIENDS -
FALSE WARNING - You honestly expect us to believe that marriage is behind that sign?
THEY'RE ENDANGERRIFFIC! - Out now, our special limited edition flavor: Extinctberry Wild Animal Crunch!
RABBITS - So dangerous you need an 8 foot steel fence to keep them out.
Stranger Danger -
Vengeful deers -
Dangerously In Love -
Sincere Apology -
LION ON THE PROWL -
The Wealthy - exempt from everything -
STORY OF MY LIFE -
Hung Like A Moose -
MOMMY'S LITTLE HELPER -
HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...
COUGAR SELECTION -
STAYING PUT - The journey of a thousand miles, historically, has a very high mortality rate.
LIFE - Eventually you get screwed
PRE-INTERNET PREDATORS - Not very subtle but equally as dangerous just the same.
CHANCES - There is a good chance this is not going to end well.
BETTY'S BIOLOGICAL CLOCK -
TIGERS - Strike from beneath, hold tight, perform the death roll.... works every time
POOL PARTIES - Britney's are a little different to most
danger isis -
BE FIRE SAFE -
Shared Stupidity -
THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO EAT -
Going off to war -
Beware of the quiet ones -